what is the universe saying?

My wires are crossed, or at least SOMEBODY'S wires are crossed. I put an ad in Match.com. Last week I received eleven emails/winks from MEN!

Of course I contacted the powers that be and was repeatedly reassured that the problem had been fixed-but there I was at midnight Thursday and yet ANOTHER! MAN! Not half bad actually; tall, handsome and well educated.

But that ship sailed years ago.

I do not contact anyone. I figure if the universe has some wonderful woman for me, well, she will come.

Now the boys are outnumbering the girls. Eleven to one! I have a freakin football team!

The third representative was totally baffled. She kept repeating everything I already knew; everything I was complaining about.

"Why don't YOU try contacting some nice lady," asked the representative.

What was I supposed to say? That I was waiting for the universe?

"Well that won't really solve my problem will it?" I responded.

"Hmmm, I guess not."

By Friday late afternoon I had enough men for a football game-two freakin teams-so I called again.

I was finally told, with many apologies, that I had previously been misinformed. In fact anyone, men included, can read and respond!

Should I give the universe a push and help my process? Take a more active role?

I changed my profile. The first sentence reads, PLEASE NO MEN.

I am considering giving the universe a little kick.

Just how big is the universe's behind?

Or, should I just implore?

Or, should I quit!